After a Decade
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... just about anything that comes off the top of my head, which, as you can see, does not provide much in the way of substance ...
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- Grandpa Jim
- Just over 1.8 meters tall with a distinct clicking sound (like Captain Hook's crocodile) emanating from the upper thoracic cavity. Known allergies : poison ivy. Known accelerators ; dark chocolate and black coffee. Acquired Irritation Disorders : Blogs that waste bandwidth by automatically playing music or showing movies.
"I have an excuse : all of
my ancestors were teenagers..."
From the Sayings of Grampa Jim,
Copyright 2003. Unauthorized use
of my stuff may cause senility.
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Randomness and Free Will are both
useful constructs for explaining
behavior, but neither are provable
and both only exist in the
philosophies of their believers.
I believe nothing exists outside
the will of GOD, and look forward
to the final test of that position.
From the sayings of Grandpa Jim,
Copyright 2016. Unauthorized use
of my stuff may cause senility.
my ancestors were teenagers..."
From the Sayings of Grampa Jim,
Copyright 2003. Unauthorized use
of my stuff may cause senility.
---------------------------------
Randomness and Free Will are both
useful constructs for explaining
behavior, but neither are provable
and both only exist in the
philosophies of their believers.
I believe nothing exists outside
the will of GOD, and look forward
to the final test of that position.
From the sayings of Grandpa Jim,
Copyright 2016. Unauthorized use
of my stuff may cause senility.
What did you say to mom?
ReplyDeleteAn old man walked into a bar. I don't know why he didn't see it.... -h.p.
ReplyDeleteIt's all a matter of perspective.
ReplyDeleteEither you were beat up and lost some teeth and a bunch of money in exchange for a black eye and swollen lip
OR
You paid for the privilege of having someone with an official piece of paper remove a bunch of teeth and leave you with a black eye and fat lip.
Pick your poison, the result is the same.
Michelle
P.S. But did it fix the problem?
Hi Uncle Jim,
ReplyDeleteMy dad told me to check out these pictures--he said you look like someone had beat you up, but I didn't really believe him. Now I do! Wow! Hopefully it's not as painful as it looks!