Thursday, April 03, 2008

My Kind of News

Coffee Keeps Fossils Sane


Soon we will hear from Michelle, who will have invented an IV drip for just this kind of medication. We will also soon see the government require that Starbucks clerks have pharmacy degrees, and people with unlicensed coffee-makers will be jailed for having drug paraphernalia. This is part of the pan to require prescriptions for grocery shoppers; it is somewhere in the fine print of the National Health Care Plan. I think...

Oh. It's April 3rd. Sorry.